Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow
1. Text on web pages display as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection
4. You post a message to your favourite Facebook group and it displays a week later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering from Amazon
6. ESPN website exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan"
8. Everyone you talk to on the Skype sounds like Forrest Gump
9. You receive emails with stamps on them
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
This item first appeared in Mikeys Funnies Email humour list.